Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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