the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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