Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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