do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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