Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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