You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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