You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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