Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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