apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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