who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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