I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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