No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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