What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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