honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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