She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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