There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
too bad you live with your parents still
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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