3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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