I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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