Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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