this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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