Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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