don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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