Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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