Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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