You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Randomize
