Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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