Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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