found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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