i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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