gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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