Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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