sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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