y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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