Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
send nudes
from the living room?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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