Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish life had little blips of pornography
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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