Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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