we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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