I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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