the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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