Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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