Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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