i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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