i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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