i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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