we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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