Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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