Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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