Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I had to cum in my sink.
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