He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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