I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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