so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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