**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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