My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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