"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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