I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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