whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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