next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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