i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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