Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
