All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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