O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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