I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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