the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How naked do you want me to be?
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